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Funniest joke ever! Lolll #chokedOnMyDrink πŸ˜‚

One lol for you… Happy Easter weekend! πŸ˜ƒ The only nanny goat in a small town in Ibadan stopped giving milk.

Then the town folk found they could buy a goat in Ogbomoso quite cheaply.

β€ŽSo, they brought the goat over from Ogbomoso.

It was absolutely wonderful. it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.

β€ŽThey bought a billy to mate with the goat to get more kids that will grow into nannies, so they’d never have to worry about their milk supply again.

β€ŽThey put the billy in the field with the nanny but whenever he tried to mount her, the nanny would move away. No matter what approach the billy tried, the goat would move away from him, and he was never able to do the deed.

The people were very upset and decided to go to Bisi, who was the oldest man in the village, seemingly very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice.

“Whenever the billy tries to mount our nanny goat, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side.”

Bisi rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, “Did you by chance, buy this nanny goat in Ogbomoso?”

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the goat over from Ogbomoso.

β€Ž”You are truly a wise man, Mr. Awoyele,” they said. “How did you know we got the nanny from Ogbomoso?

Then Bisi replied with a distant look in his eye: “My wife is from Ogbomoso.”

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